how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
another fat fuck friday is upon us
you couldint save us
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit
This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now
🎉🐛🎉
let me know how he’s doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hard
🐛
💤
💤
hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit
this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang
there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad
this was an incredible experience
(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)
I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.
Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!
I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!
I will never not reblog Chicken Nugget’s awesome saga
@tamaki-amajiki-suneater Chicken Nugget!
I love Chicken Nugget
gumball snaps and kills james charles
god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal
A video of Gumball’s voice actor killing James Charles in a Minecraft PvP tournament was not what I was expecting to wake up to but I’ll gladly watch it
Yikes
Nobody is lgbt. None of us.
the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.
I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
FUCK
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
This actually happened to an unfortunate lab tech i knew a few years ago. “Sir Fuck-O-Saurus” had a hard time with employment.
Ode to Spot is a good poem and his friends should be ashamed at their bad taste.
Also, it never fails to amuse/vaguely annoy me that “sentience” is used to mean “sapience” in Star Trek, though I suppose that’s understandable in an interstellar, interspecies community.
